Steeper Territory Ahead

My friend Beth just saved 39cents by handing me her penny(s). Huh? What a wonderful new concept, making a personal delivery of penny(s) rather than buying a stamp. Thanks Beth! These 9 penny(s) are the first real currency we, the Penny Billionaires.net, have received. Today I am proud to announce a 900% increase in our actual, as opposed to virtual, net worth. I have no idea what our virtual net worth is yet because although three donors have assured us they have unselfishly and generously made Paypal contributions, Paypal has not allowed us access to our account because they require yet more information. How much information can possibly satisfy them, they have full access to a bank account in long standing, social security number information, family history information, e-address information and vast amounts of other information. So as it stands, there are now 10 actual penny(s) in our penny collection, not counting penny(s) lost or stolen via the mail or penny(s) sent thru Paypal. Of this I am certain, in less than 1 month our business assets have increased 900% which sure is going to look great in the financial report. Can you imagine the pitch of that graph?