Tuesday, March 27, 2007

0NLY 999,999,000 MORE PENNY(S) TO GO

Recently I was called "Lazy Bastard," and "Moocher." The writer wondered if my mother was shamed by our website PennyBillionaires.net...The answer is, Mister, not as shamed as your mother would be if she heard you callously berating the working poor.

On a lighter note, last week we received a real and genuine Paypal donation. 10 bucks!?! Damn! Wow! Whoopee....For real, it's spring my favorite time of year and I got a 1/3 share of a ten dollar Paypal contribution. It didn't take much, life is good. We now have over 1000 penny(s), it is hard to imagine that less than one month ago we had none. We have already achieved 1 millionth of our goal of 1 billion penny(s) American. What was a seemingly impossible goal of 1,000,000,000 penny(s) is now a somehow achievable goal of only 999,999,000 more penny(s). Oh joie de vivre....wait, that's French....I remember Kerry once made a long list of currency we would accept via the mail and then inexplicably said "no french!" Personally I'm all good with the French, so, you know, if you've got any French money, Euros, Francs etc...put them in an envelope with c/o Pepper written above our address in tasteful pastel serif flourishes. Thanks French people and Happy Spring everyone.

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